Distraught, I read the Paper Dirty
The paid slant is clever indeed
Headline on BJPee ‘win’ is shirty
In fineprint, the shameless deed.
In an assembly, fish-market like,
The Speaker chooses a Voice Vote
On Vote by Division, takes no note
Though the majority lacks spike.
Won’t be otherwise easy to elect,
A minority with criminal defect
Or some f_ck face with crimes 22
Deigned by the ringleader of 2002
Unless secularism is hopelessly divided
And crony capitalism shamelessly prided.